Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Tujuh Peratus Alkohol Sembilan Puluh Tiga Peratus Pangrok!

Aku berdiri depan dia. Separa telanjang menampakkan benda Allah yang melekat di badan aku.

Menonjol ke depan. Aku buat buat runsing.


Aku: Gila. Kenapa sekejap saja dah menonjol ke depan nih?


Sekejap lihat pada dia. Sedang belek-belek buku Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion. Mungkin nak cari gambar-gambar sahaja. Sia-sia usaha dia. Kemudian mataku ke bawah melihat kejadian aneh dalam diri aku.


Dia tak pelik.Aku pelik sebab dia tak pelik. Sah dia malas nak layan. Mungkin dalam hati dia cakap 'Bodoh sangat dia ni.' Betul betul sang purist. True till dead.


Aku: Kenapa hah? Aku tanya sambil senyum nampak gigi taring sebelah.


Dia: Admit it fucker. You are a drinker now.


Aku senyum. Sambil mengusap-usap perut aku.


Aku: Boleh tak perut ni tak jadi buncit?

16 comments:

Ironic said...
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Karim said...

kah kah kah.. Kan aku dah kata, don't drink and drive.. Takpe, asalkan libertarian ko tercapai beb..!!!

;p

Ironic said...

I don't know why I insist in making this point, but if you just looked at the link I pasted on the comment, (or maybe you did, but failed to understand)it's actually the amount of pounds gained opposed to pints drank, resulting in a beer belly curve. Which I suppose is the point of your post. Just thought it was relevant.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_FBXGhy-QmVw/RlI8z5WNr0I/AAAAAAAAA7Q/RpkMq_opRUg/s1600-h/card860.JPG

Or maybe not.

Ashley Ian said...

Saya tersangat yakin yang kamu time tu tengah mabuk hahaha.

Akhdan said...

hahaha... punk rockk bebeh

Anonymous said...

Dah, jangan nak merepek kat sini, tulisan kau dah siap? Jangan kawan dengan Wan Hazril lagi.


Amir Muhammad

dianixx said...

slmt hari raya..
kawanla ngan wan hazril lagi..
jauhi diri dari aboroko

zhrh said...

bila aku baca post-post hang, aku rasa hang tengah bercakap sorang2.
pastu hang tulis balik apa yg hang ckp.
entahlah.haha

Amaluddin Zhafir Zakaria said...

kata nak update?

(ken)cinnnnnggg.....

hafiz said...

hahaha buncit itu seksi!

Anonymous said...

Tribute to the lost Soul

venue: Lone Cypress in Monterey
date : 2/12/2008
death of: soul
reason of death: lost

' a loving, faithful soul who has survived until today, may you find the solemn that you seek'

eulogy in a funeral day~~by life

Soul...

is a great companion which has been lonely for so long.. i guess this the perfect time to let soul fly so it can find its peace...

Soul: I love you for so long but i feel trapped with you..

Life: But I need you soul... I love you so much too, how can you leave me...?Without you I am nothing...

Soul: You have everything, life... you are loved because you are precious...
Man cares about you because you just happened once in time...
Man don't care about me, I am suffering with so much feeling because of man...
Sometimes they neglected me for so long until it's too late to realize that i am sick...
And because of that I can't protect you...
They let me die before you instead with you...
If you love me, let me free, let me fly....

Life: But how can I live without you soul...?

Soul: You can survive...

Life: How are you so sure?

Soul: Because no matter what, I am still your soul... and I will still love you...

Life: I will let you go soul... may you find what you seek..

Soul: Don't wait for me..

Life: I know

and without looking back the Soul fly away...

Life~~ It was after a few years, soul still wondering around... it never looked back and kept searching peace...
along the way it tried to find a place to settle... until one day it lost and it could not even remember its way back...
And it could not feel anything anymore... today, it is the best day to die said Soul... and its gone..

The man went to Lone Cypress to see the tree...
But he has no feeling as he felt nothing...
And looking towards the Pacific ocean... Life said to the wind... now I will reunite with my soul again...The man jump off the cliff...
But Life never return... It only awakes Soul who now live in the new Life of a baby in Her mother's womb...

And Soul remember again... (All this while I was with Life but the man never awaken me).. But now I am moving on... I have new Life to love...

It's a circle...

dianixx said...

hai aboroko!!
jgnla marah.. nanti i lanje aiskerim.. muahaha

Anonymous said...

funi weh...
i ngat lain tadi
*wink

-rene

.khairi. said...

perut ke depan tu punk rock..
percayalah..haha

.:shazalisme:. said...

hye..ur article nice may be bwh separa sedar anda menulis..huhu

Cik Yunie said...

hahaha.bengong.